Back to basics

It been a while since I posted so there’s much to tell.  But there’s also much to do so I’ll keep it brief.  Most of the work these last weeks has been on a single vacancy in the student ghetto.  The place was so totally trashed by the last tenants it was uninhabitable.  It’s been vacant for a year. 

That’s not unusual, as tenancy in that neighborhood follows the college calendar.  If a place isn’t rented by June or, at the latest, September, it’s unlikely to be occupied before the following June.

A 12-month vacancy hurts.  It’s 1/4 of the revenue that is 1/2 of my total income. That’s 12.5% of OLL’s current annual salary.

Anyway, the long vacancy was an opportunity for a needed facelift and, since I’m doing it myself, time to learn a few things that come easily to most handymen.  Things like hanging doors, as posted earlier.

I hope all the people who grew up helping their dad or someone else skilled in construction, mechanics, plumbing, wiring, etc., appreciate the free education they got.  These would mainly be guys.  I had none of that, although I do appreciate the traditionally female skills I acquired from my mom — sewing, cleaning, mending, cooking, heck, even ironing.  Guess some people don’t even learn that stuff now.

However, as an aside, I have observed that the people — women — who know how to sew, clean, cook, etc., get called on to do those tasks, while the ones who don’t end up with household help. Wonder if it’s the same with guys who can and can’t fix things.

Just curious. I need all those skills now, the girly ones I have and the macho ones I don’t.  The student ghetto duplexes, generically remodeled with sturdy, basic materials devoid of architectural distinction right before I purchased them in 1987, are perfect classrooms for me to learn all that stuff I need to know to be any good at the landlord biz.

I find as I dismantle the busted-up work of many handymen I’ve hired over the years that a lot of the work I paid for was real crap and some of it was good.  Probably paid about the same for both.

Old Lady Landlord’s favorite winter whine

It’s been a long, brutal winter, with heating oil close to $4 a gallon and two enormous houses to heat that way. I managed to make it through without filling the tank once in the half of the brick house I occupy. The dog and I survived with a coal stove, space heaters and an electric fake fireplace in the bedroom. But we didn’t like it. It was always nice to spend a couple of days at the stone house, cozy and warm.
It was warm because the oil company in that town let me run a tab. It was the biggest break I got this year, and it came from strangers. Their own business can’t be doing so great in this economy, either. There must be many people who can’t pay, some who will never pay. Without their help this whole house of cards I’m balancing would have fallen apart around mid-January.
May I never be so busy, so cynical or so desperate that I forget who helped me when I had no place to turn.
OLL living room window paintIt’s April 6 today and still cold along the Eastern Seaboard. Still running two furnaces. But I can tell that spring is coming and I know I’ll want to work outside when it does. Many outdoor tasks await at the stone house and the brick house, which both have large lawns with lots of trees. And at the student ghetto, the end of the semester approaches. Not one of the four units is rented for next year, which begins June 1, and tenants are running out of money and flunking out of school. Rent is drying up.
I spent a whole week at the stone house attempting to wrap up some indoor tasks so I’ll be ready for spring. Got a lot done, very nearly all the indoor painting I planned to do this year. The first floor is painted, all but the kitchen which can go another year. Looking good.

Old Lady Janitor

I converted the stone house and the brick house to rooming houses — SRO furnished rooms with shared facilities. After a year it’s finally seeming like a good idea. Turns out there are quite a few people out there right now who for one reason or another need a basic, temporary place to live that’s cheaper than a motel. Divorced and supporting a house and family so can’t afford their own, had to move for work but the family’s someplace else, own a house elsewhere but can’t sell it, in town for awhile to care for an elderly relative, first real job and a huge college loan, internship, temporary job, etc.
At the moment anyway, that part of my rental world is working out. But now that I have all these roomers sharing common areas I have to keep the common areas in shape. I spend a lot of time tidying up, cleaning, and replacing stuff like light bulbs and toilet paper. It’s cutting into the time I spend rehabbing and pursuing part time work. I wonder when I reach the tipping point, when no matter how hard I work it won’t be enough. I think it could be soon.
oll-11.jpgBut I know I don’t like to share a kitchen and bathroom unless the rooms are super clean. People have a right to expect that. I don’t wanna see a shit schmear in a toilet I’m sharing with two guys or find a hair in the tub.
I realized recently that I went many years when I was working full time without ever really cleaning my house. I paid someone to make it nice when I got home on Friday and the big, deep cleaning never got done. And I paid someone to clean my rentals between tenants.
When I had a part-time job in a gym during grad school I got re-introduced to cleaning products. There were new things likes Swiffers that I’d never used.
I had shelves of cleaning supplies and equipment at home left over from my life before work took over. Some of that stuff had been there for 20 years. I’m starting to use it up.