Cheap thrill

I am pretty excited about hanging my first door. It will be a 24-inch-wide flat hollow door on the bathroom at my student ghetto project and I have the old broken door to use as a pattern. I got the door tonight at Lowes, hauling it to the site in my old Chrysler by sticking it through the passenger window and holding it over my head while I drove. Luckily it was dark and I didn’t have to get close to anything on the right. Couldn’t do that with a wider door, and definitely won’t be able to do it with the 30-inch prehung I’m gonna need for one of the bedrooms.

Also got a 10-pack of ceiling tiles, probably about a tenth of the amount I’ll need to finish the whole place, both floors. I plan to salvage whatever existing tiles that have anywhere close to the same hole pattern as the new ones, and give both the old and new ones a quick coat of Walmart flat white wall paint.

Those two purchases blew the budget for the weekend. Looking forward to my work day tomorrow.

Did get an unexpectedly early rent payment from the new roomer at the brick house. He was supposed to move in mid-month but moved it up two weeks. That’s fortunate; his rent will cover the deposit I’ll return to the tenant moving out. And I got an email from a guy interested in that room. Life is good.

So peachy

Still not crazy about the color. Used it originally to paint trim in a big white room. Having it on four walls of a windowless bathroom has a Pepto Bismol effect that a tipsy frat boy could find alarming. Kinda feminine, too — creative accessorizing will be needed if the next tenants are guys who notice such things.

But so what — I am massively impressed with the longevity of that paint. It went on good as new and looks pretty darn good for its age. Was thinking as I painted of all those years — from the time I bought this house, the whole time my son was growing up and my mom was getting old. I went through two careers, three dogs from puppies to old age, two cats, three bunnies, five cars, a couple of broken hearts — all that time, that paint was down there waiting, just keeping its shit together until it was its time to be of service

Vintage wallcovering

Sounds like I found an antique tapestry or some well preserved old wallpaper, but no, I’m talking about paint. Got home from the stone house in time for a board meeting of a charitable organization I’m on –because, despite my circumstances, vestiges remain of a middle class life. Lowes was closed by the time that was over. I couldn’t get ceiling tiles so I rooted around in the paint room in my basement for latex semigloss in some color other than white to paint the bathroom at that student ghetto place. Other than the bathroom all the walls in that place are wood paneling, next to which anything looks better than white. And I want semigloss so it’s easier to clean. The contractor who installed that new bathroom a couple of years ago painted it a nice mustard color; if the store was open I’d get something like that.

OLL vintage paintThe storeroom had several partial cans of dark brown and one never opened can of the trim paint I used in my bedroom here at the brick house around 1987. Glidden off-the-shelf “peach chiffon” with a rusted lid and a price sticker for $11.99. Peach chiffon is more like baby doll flesh and a color I never really liked in my room. It’s been there for 26 years. Pretty sure I won’t be needing this can for any touchups. If I ever paint that room again I’m going with a new color.

I sucked off the rust dust with the shop vac and pried open the lid. It was separated, for sure, but stirred up smoothly — unlike some Walmart paint I bought two weeks ago that was unstirrable and had to be strained. Twenty-six years on the basement floor, never opened but never frozen or overheated. I’m off to doll-flesh that bathroom.OLL vintage paint open

TV corner

stone house TV corner, painted

stone house TV corner, painted

Finished the yukky window and while I was at it the front door, too. The fireplace corner is painted and ready for furniture. Rockwell multi tool made short work of sanding. Wore a mask and goggles for the lead dust; can’t afford anymore memory loss.

Benjamin Moore latex enamel is great paint. Pricey, but probably worth it. That woodwork was gray with soot, oil from the fur of dogs and cats, fingerprints and general filth. It took two coats plus a coat of Bin on the bare spots.

I do love to get finished, clean up, and then just look at the job. Even a tiny one like that. I got a cup of tea and sat in the corner, on the floor, the same corner where my filthy ex-tenant had fenced off a shitting dog. There’s no trace of those piggy Satanists left in that corner of the room. I have scrubbed, sanded and painted them away.

Tomorrow morning, back to the brick house to sleep and student ghetto to work. Funds are low for materials needed in that crappy apartment, but I can afford a couple of cartons of ceiling tiles and at least finish the first-floor ceiling. And I can afford a gallon of paint for the bathroom. And there are plenty of tasks in that place that are just labor — cleaning and demolition tasks.

Never did find the right match for the Armstrong VCT tiles on that floor. Who knew there could be so many variations of white?

Two steps forward, three steps back

many peeling, chipping, bubbled-up layers, some of which are undoubtably lead

many peeling, chipping, bubbled-up layers, some of which are undoubtably lead

I went into the past weekend feeling like I was making some progress, having booked the last available room at the stone house and the last one at the brick house. That would have left just one vacancy at the student ghetto, and that’s the drop-ceiling place from the last post, not close to being ready, and those places generally only rent at the beginning of a semester anyway.

By Sunday the new tenant at the stone house had canceled and the old tenant at the brick house gave notice. Chances are the new tenant at the brick house could cancel also, now that the roommate is out. That shoe could drop by the end of the day.

I have a half day to work at the stone house today and no money to buy materials, so in order to be productive I’ll do a small job for which I already have all the needed stuff. Been wanting to put a tile backsplash around the wall sink in the second-floor shared bath. With two guys and me sharing that bathroom the wall gets splattered with water and toothpaste and anyway, the sink looks dinky. A backsplash matching the white tile shower stall would be a nice feature.

The shower was tiled in the 1960s with those standard white shiny squares. I bought enough of them and the edge pieces for a backsplash awhile ago — they’re cheap, like 11 cents apiece.

This will be my second tile job, the first was a long backsplash over the vanity in the first floor bath. As I recall it was pretty easy.

Dog is pestering for a walk so I’ll begin when I return.

Change of plans — I bought some second-hand furniture for the stone house living room and two of the guys who live here said they’d pick it up this week. They already moved an old TV into the room. We haven’t had any first-floor living space here, other than the kitchen, because I’ve been painting. Got the ceilings and walls of the lving room done two weeks ago and I’m slowly completing the trim. 30-inch thick limestone walls make for deep window sills so each window is a project. Lots of crappy hardware from decades of various shades, blinds, curtains — muchof it with many layers of paint. I’m taking all that off this time and rebuilding the wood if I can.

Anyway, I finished the sill where the TV is and there’s just one more window in that area of the huge room where the furniture will go. It’s got a big 220 air conditioner semipermanently installed and a lot of thick layers of peeling paint, probably because inept tenants didn’t know how to insulate an air conditioner and just put lots of plastic and tape over it which created a moisture situation.

I think I should get that window painted before the furniture arrives, so that’s my project for today. Labor intensvive, light on materials and I have everything I need.

Wayne’s World

yukky high street ceilingI hate drop ceilings, and I have a lot of them.

It’s hard to make myself care about an architectural feature I despise.

Every ceiling of every room in four three-bedroom apartments in the student ghetto has the old 2-foot by 4-foot steel grid suspended ceilings with the cardboard acoustical panels, the kind that make your whole house look like a basement rec room in Levittown. And sorry, folks from Levittown, I’m sure you remodeled your rec rooms years ago and got rid of the stuff.

I can’t get rid of it, not easily anyway, because the contractor who rewired these apartments right before I bought them in the mid-1980s ran the wiring haphazardly along and through the original plaster ceiling and then covered the whole mess with the drop ceilings. Not only that, but the top end of the classy fake-wood paneling which also graces every room in every apartment extends into the grid frame but doesn’t reach the original ceiling.

Changing the ceilings would be a job I’m not up to. Caring enough to maintain them seems like a good idea.

Over the years the white metal tracks acquired a golden patina of nicotine, cooking grease and fly specks along with pieces of Scotch, duct, masking and electrical tape used to hold up graduation banners, birthday balloons and such. Some are bent from supporting heavier stuff, many have come unhung from the hooks that are supposed to suspend them.

The tiles, all originally white, range from bone to beige to the same orange-shellac color as the grids, and there are so many variations in their texture and perforations that any room could be a ceiling panel museum. The low, checkerboard pattern of the filthy grids and multihued panels clashes nightmarishly with the equally mismatched wood-patterned walls, linoleum-square floors and miserly small windows.

I’m awfully mean to a place that has quietly supported me for the past 30 years. Because the truth is, these four apartments have been pumping money into my life with relatively little hassle since I moved to this town. That’s relatively little hassle. Sometimes they’re a huge hassle. But in general they’re easy to repair even when destroyed, which is not uncommon, and overall the net return has been decent — not enough to live on, but a good second income. I often said it’s like having a husband with a steady, low-paying job.

One of the four apartments was so dirty and busted up after the last tenants that I couldn’t show it. That means no rent, but I have a little more time to work on it. So I have some plans, which include installing a dishwasher and new base cabinets in the kitchen and giving it a thorough cleaning which includes the filthy ceiling. To that end I spent about 12 hours over the past two days spraying the tracks with Greased Lightning, wiping off the filth, getting off the tape residue with Goo Gone and steel wool and then painting them with white Rustoleum using a 2-inch-wide sponge roller on a stick. Gave my knees a break but oy, my neck.

To my dismay I discovered by accident that I probably could have just painted over the filth and saved a lot of time. Guess I’ll do that when I get to the tracks upstairs — because, even after 12 hours, I only completed the first floor. And I still have to paint or replace all the ceiling panels. And it’s just one of four places in this condition.

Heat tapes in hell

OLL hole of hellThere was one lucky break in the heat tape job — once I cut through the cabinet base I found the hole in the subfloor was already large enough. I didn’t have to cut through an inch of oak floor and subfloor to get into the hole.

I have nothing else to say that is positive. Wait, I have one: my new Rockwell oscillating multi tool was a pleasure to use and did a great job. Other than that, it was a horrible, frustrating and painful task and I’m glad I’m a girl because I cried through the whole thing.

In order to get far enough into that dark, cold space through a 12-inch hole, I reached in with one arm up to my shoulder, then turned 90 degrees and worked in the other shoulder. In that position I could just about reach in as far as I had to with the fingertips of one hand. Attempts to insulate in the past meant the hole was full of shredded fiberglass along with the dirt, mud and mouse shit where my face was pressed for a good four hours as I attached the tapes, wrapped them with fiberglass, wrapped the fiberglass with plastic strips and then rebuilt the cabinet base with luan. Despite plans to lie on a throw rug and kneel on a foam pad, most of those hours were hips and knees on that lovely tile floor, cold as a glacier. Took me two days to stand up straight again.

I’m being brief because it was three days ago and it was so hellish I haven’t been able to write about it until now. The job is done and I think it’s adequate. It better be because I cannot do it again.

Into the unknown

OLL suite sink cabinet open 2.10.13
Big project today — the bathroom sink on the first floor of the stone house has been freezing in cold weather since the bathroom was installed in the 1980s. That room was the kitchen when I was a kid, but before that it was a porch. It’s outside the foundation and there’s nothing under it but about 18 inches of air and then dirt. You’d think I would have done something last year when the room was ripped up and before a gorgeous ceramic tile floor was installed in that room, but no, of course not.
So today is the day — gonna open up the base of the sink cabinet, cut into the subfloor which is half inch solid oak boards and probably the old porch deck under that, reach down in there and install heat tapes, wrap them with fiberglass and then rebuild the cabinet floor with plywood.
At least, that’s the plan. Success with this project involves many firsts, including the first time I’ll use some new power tools.
Thankfully I was farsighted enough to have the electrician install an outlet under that sink when the bathroom was rewired last year. Wish I were an electrician, I’d put in a toe-kick heater at the base of that cabinet while I was at it. The uninsulated crawl space also makes the tile floor cold. A little heater would be cozy on the feet after a shower.
One thing at a time.

OK, so I put a saw blade on my new Rockwell oscillating multi tool and made a few trial cuts in a scrap board. It’s a gradual, precision cut and I feel a lot more confident now about that part of the job. It’s just gonna take awhile to get through everything.
Now it seems like getting down in the hole and doing the wrapping will be the hard part.
Take the dog for a walk first, then start.

Just occured to me it would be a good idea to cut the power to that outlet under the sink, since I don’t know where the wire goes. Would be bad if I cut it with the saw — and even if I didn’t get hurt, I owe the electrician money so I can’t call him.
So I’m heading for the basement first to flip the breaker. Lifting that massive cellar door gets harder every time. One of these times I’m not gonna be able to.

Go, Greased Lightning

By mutual agreement a tenant vacated the first-floor bedroom/ bathroom suite at the stone house. Nice guy when he’s sober, but let’s just say he had a personality too big to get along in a rooming house environment.
He made an effort to tidy up on his way out, but hadn’t cleaned much in his 10 months here. As a result, it’s gross. Cobwebs, dust bunnies, mold and soap scum in the shower stall, dirty fingerprints on the mini fridge and god knows what running down the outside of the toilet and onto the floor.
As I plan to occupy this space myself until I find a new tenant — who wouldn’t? it’s got its own bathroom — I’m gonna put other duties aside for a couple of hours and clean.

Did I say a couple of hours? Worked almost four hours and just got the bathroom clean; still have the bedroom to tackle tomorrow. Blew out everything else I had planned for today. Still have to touch up the paint, tenant attached cardboard to the windows with duct tape and splattered hair dye on the wall.